I learned a new word today: Crapton.  As in:

There is so much good candy here — literally, a crapton of it — that I had to resort to the immediately-available cellphone camera.

Like trick-or-treating for the insane!

Ironically, I also recently accumulated a crapton of something.  This morning was the Health Fair at work.  I got my glucose tested (216 after breakfast – not bad), my cholesterol (178 – good), my blood pressure (138/90 – high normal) and my BMI (unprintable here).  I felt bad that all these nice people were providing  all these services, so I was compelled to take whatever it was they were offering.

Laying it all out on my desk it looks like a horrible mess.